Glen Hanton

Glen Hanton, Senior Writer

Glen Hanton is a junior at HFII and his second year on staff. He tirelessly works at perfecting the elusive art of the kazoo, as well as scouring all aspects of the internet on a buffed up incognito tab to salvage the most lucrative memes in cyberspace. Often he is found reciting the words "Yeet" and "E" as he does so.

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Trump Eats

Trump Eats

Glen Hanton, Senior Writer
February 3, 2020
Amoeba Attacks America

Amoeba Attacks America

Glen Hanton, Senior Writer
October 16, 2019
The Pending Infestation

The Pending Infestation

Glen Hanton, Senior Writer
September 23, 2019
Chewing Convenience

Chewing Convenience

Glen Hanton, Junior Writer
June 6, 2019
Gameboy turns 30

Gameboy turns 30

Glen Hanton, Junior Writer
May 2, 2019
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