Glen Hanton
Glen Hanton is a junior at HFII and his second year on staff. He tirelessly works at perfecting the elusive art of the kazoo, as well as scouring all aspects of the internet on a buffed up incognito tab to salvage the most lucrative memes in cyberspace. Often he is found reciting the words "Yeet" and "E" as he does so.

Glen Hanton, Senior Writer

Feb 03, 2020
Trump Eats (Story)
Oct 16, 2019
Amoeba Attacks America (Story)
Sep 23, 2019
The Pending Infestation (Story)
Jun 06, 2019
Chewing Convenience (Story)
May 02, 2019
Gameboy turns 30 (Story)
Apr 25, 2019
For or Against: SAT for Trade School (Story)
Nov 07, 2018
Should we Lower the Minimum Voting Age? (Story)